Today's question is an oldie but a goodie coming from Bad Moon Rising. And I know it's not nice to speak ill of the dead but I just have to know.......... How did Mason get so damn dirty? Did his wolfy self find something dead to roll around in? One of Stefan's discarded bunnies perhaps? All I know is that I have seen homeless street dogs cleaner than Mason is after only one night romping through the woods. Any guesses?
Clearly Mason was caught in the sand storm the forest always gets during full moons. And the he was nude b/c he enjoys the way the dirt exfoliates his nut sack from the back. CLEARLY.
ReplyDeleteXO Keish!