The Vampire Diaries Recap - Crying Wolf

Hold on to your butts TVD fans!! This one was killer!! In so many heart grabbing (HA!) ways! An episode of this magnitude always leaves me with a happy glow all over. I feel like a Cullen in the sun! Except for the cold sweats I felt throughout the whole thing. I don‘t think those sparkly things sweat. Anyways, what is giving me the chills? Here we go!

• Ok, those 3 girls in bed and the yelling at Elena for talking to her boyfriend and waking them up? Let’s just say my level of love extended to the point where I am staging a reenactment with my girls this weekend.
• Wanna know how to break the curse? Take that moonstone, add Jules, and shove it where the sun don’t shine. I am POSITIVE that will do the trick. Lets try it just for giggles.
• “Have a great day honey!” I know it’s so wrong but I already ship them. It’s hilarious. And adorable. And hilarious.
• The “Kathy” thing? I really hoped that furry Slater wanna-be could have shared some intimate tomb time with our favorite manipulative slut. THAT would have been a slumber party.
• Care & Matt? Oh my poor heart!!! Lies kill. It should be a PSA.
• Tiny bit disappointed in Caroline when she doesn’t immediately notice Ty took her phone. If mine is out of arm’s reach for more than 6 seconds I feel like I forgot pants. #Crackberry
• Like Stefan NEEDS that car to be hotter. Oh wait. I love the car. So yes. He does.
• Elena is an ass. The best kind though. A truly honest moment if you ask me. Poor Stefan. And poor me. I totally fell for it!!!!
• “Witch roofie?” I DIE! Those could really come in handy for so many things! Kidding!!! (sort of)
• Stefan & Elena on the dock? So glad cheese is my favorite food group. What is that I hear? Unicorn hooves on the rainbow road?
• Hey Uncle Daddy John? I am gonna slap you silly!!! Threaten my vamps all you want. They can (and will) end you. Touch Alaric? Expect your junk in a vice. Finger removal was pleasant in comparison to what I want for you (especially with the comments to Jenna. Total douche!)
• Damon + pencil in neck courtesy of Elijah = fits of giggles. Only because most everything Elijah does makes me clap like a seal at a circus. I cannot help myself!!! Who else could make a Tea function so fun??
• Why oh why does Stefan have to get curious about the hollow sound?? Is he a Hardy Boy? Must have come with his Hardy Boy jacket. I was SO ready for naked scrabble!!!
• Hey guess what friends? Caroline is my hero. AGAIN! Re: Bonnie/Jer smushing pep talk. Every time I think I could not love her more........ I HATE being SO wrong!
• Steven R. McQueen has a million dollar smile. I feel very dirty about what that grin does to me. Holy YIKES!
• Damon & Alaric? How I have missed my blood & beer. Swoon.
• Lord knows I love to pick on Damon but FRAK me. How DARE those mangy fur bags torture another one of my vampires. He did me proud though. Snarky through it all. I almost wanted to kiss him. Too bad I’m allergic to “has kissed Rose” lips. Sorry. Too soon?
• Bonnie is crossing that “line” Elena speaks of so easily. Is it ok that I love it? It’s only Luka after all!! (I didn’t say that, you’re imagining things).
• Even though I forgive him later, when Tyler shoots Stefan while he’s already down I want to kick him in the junk so bad!
• Every time Elena does something that is not laying down to die, I get excited. I miss Buffy.
• When Elena runs up the stairs (before knowing her plan) all I can think is “KW must have wrote this part just to push the new Scream movie.” Wait. Did Stefan say: “I’ll be right back?”
• I kinda knew that I wouldn’t get the satisfaction of Caroline ripping Brady’s heart out but Stefan came a close 2nd for that wish. SO FREAKING HAPPY! SO FREAKING HOT!
• Beatrix Kiddo (aka “The Bride”) needs to teach “How to Hold a Grudge 101” and Elena needs to attend. Twice. Blair Waldorf could be a guest speaker.
• I cannot even say how badly I wanted Alaric to wake up and do some serious fur bag damage!! I guess I just have to get my thrills over how many words he got to say.
• LOVE so much all the internal organ removal on fug bags however, I am really hankering for another Trevor style head chop. I have a sick sense of fun. Sick and AWESOME! Right?
• Poor stupid Jenna. Alaric is gonna have to come clean soon. Stay tuned for the betting pool as to who gets let in first. Jenna or Matt. I watch a lot of The Sopranos. Place your bets wisely. Breaking knees is so time consuming!
• Elijah lied!?!?!? OMG HUGE SURPRISE!!! *yawn*
• Stefan gives Elena a piece of his mind. And the whole world stops and stares in awe. Perfection, Paul Wesley , is thy name. Get your own tea woman!
• So Ty is out for a while. Another HUGE surprise. What he did for Matt though? WOW. I hate to give him credit but he is making it so hard to hate him!! GAH!!! I am so much better at easy blind hatred
• One word for Bonnie & Jer. CHEMISTRY! I suck ass at math but this I know: they mix well. I am happy.

So my friends, happy about “Crying Wolf?” Excited as I am about next week? BTW that was a hypothetical question because you could not possibly be as excited as I am. Please leave comments! Love theories, thoughts and two-cents!